Tidbit Numero Uno

Ok as promised, I am creating my first Tidbit blog... a tidbit o' creativity... a tidbit o' entertainment... a tidbit o' WTF.... at a minimum it will entertain just me... at a middle ground it will make you smile and ponder the tidbit awhile... at a maximum my tidbits will earn me national recognition and a regular spot on the Chelsea Handler roundtable....

And yes that was my tidbits not my tatas for you dirty minded folks who read between the letters rather than the lines, that will earn me my 15 minutes of fame.

and we're off...

Last night RJ and I met the boxer and her Mighty Duck for drinks, apps and trivia. There was a guy at the bar who came over to me after one of the questions and asked if we knew the answer to the question and I said that we didn't but we'd come up with something creative. Well the guy leans in and whispers in my ear "Scrimshaw" (10 pts to the person who comments jeopardy style what the question could have been) and I say thanks, write it down and go to turn it in. When I return, the guy is having a very animated discussion with RJ about the next question (3 bones in the arm) and I'm hoping RJ won't break his for whispering so seductively in my ear earlier (kidding, it wasn't seductive but every once in awhile, I like to channel my inner JD and daydream how the situation could play out). Ok so the guy eventually goes back to the bar and Boxer says "What was up with that dude? He's married (sidebar, I didn't even look for the ring and that don't mean he wasn't all over DQs ass, alright!) and he's at the bar alone and desperate to play trivia with us."

Now a small part of me that is trying to be a nicer person said "maybe he is new here" but boxer and even RJ were like "why not bring your wife". Mighty Duck was rather quiet on the topic but to his credit, the bruins were on tv and if you haven't guessed, hockey is kind of his thing. So my question is....

What type of married guy goes to a bar by himself on a Sunday night and why? No he wasn't from out of town travelling on business
Maybe his wife is a weirdo who throws oscar parties where they do brackets for the winners and he has no friends (he seemed normal but then again so did the steven king look alike sitting behind RJ but then his crazy eyes started freaking me out)

So what do you think?

btw, no prize for us; we came in 4th. speaking of the Oscars and my latest tweet on twitter- I have fallen in love with Ashton Kutcher through his endearing tweets on twitter and by affiliation with his unfairly gorgeous wife Demi for her equal tweeting. And Ashton posted from their party like a regular old joe and I just dig that. I have forgiven Ashton for that hideous movie where he married Britney Murphy and he is welcome to tweet with me any day.

Again with the dirty minds.. tweet = instant message on twitter

Keep those dirty minds fresh for tomorrow's tidbit and btw if tweet meant anything but instant message, I'd be telling Joshua Jackson tweet me baby