Yeah but mine is better

So as I was writing that last post, I got so excited about my analogy and I needed immediate gratification but RJ was in the bathroom on a conference call. Yeah weird I know but its quiet and he can concentrate and can't hear me typing away and watching tv in the living room. Anyway, he doesn't know about my blog… this is my sacred place. But as soon as he came out, I said I have to tell you the analogy that I gave to BFF about 2nd dates. He says ok. So I start reading but he is looking at his laptop so I stop.

Me: "But RJ, I need your full undivided attention. I need props for this, its so good"
RJ: "Hon, I'm listening, I'm just not looking"
Me: Pouting
RJ: "Ok but then I get to tell you my analogy"
Me: I read my analogy then "Isn't that the F***ing Best ever?!" I swear a lot when excited.
RJ: "Yeah but mine is better" Then he proceeds to go on about how a second date is like the crazy asian character on MadTV and that you should go on the second date because it might be better than the cover which only gave part the story… he totally lost me.
Me: "Um, but your analogy doesn't have a happy ending. Mine has the potential to win big"
RJ: "But the crazy asian guy could be great if you give him a chance"
Me: With my WTF face
RJ: "Ok fine, it's like a monkey f***ing football"
Me: Ignoring that as now he's just being foolish, I continue "Its like Tom Colicchio giving the Top Chef contestants a monkey's ass and telling them to fill it with fried bananas"
RJ: "Um no"
Me: "But you liked it when Fabio said it on Top Chef tonight"
RJ: "That’s because it was Fabio. Its cool that his name is Fabio"
Me: Just shaking my head and thinking I hope I remember all of this for my blog ;)