Thursday, January 29, 2009

but thats my sexual place....

Ok 17 kids and counting.... come on! My friend and I have this thing where we wonder if sex is the same after one child let alone 17. And on this show, I hear the doctor say that this woman can vaginally deliver the 18th baby because her vaginal wall and muscles are strong. I tell this to my friend who responds "but thats my sexual place. and sex is too good, i can't let it be ruined" I was laughing BUT I have always wondered if you can let a guy do certain things after you have a baby and nurse a baby, ya know. Especially after I saw Knocked up and I didn't expect that last scene... after that, I'm thinking maybe the guy stays at the head of the bed no matter what!



Anyway, I try to make my friend feel better by telling her that the mom on 17 and counting must do kegels. To which my friend says nothing and I can tell... she is trying to do one! So I say, you know the magazines say to do reps of 20 or something and hold each one for 10 seconds. She looks depressed and says "10 seconds each!" - yup thats what the magazines say. Her face relaxes so I know she's done trying and I say "maybe the sex isn't as good as you think".... I'm hilarious by the way!

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