princess.. queen - whatever

So this is what happens when I'm cooped inside all day due to the snow; multiple posts..

RJ convinces me to leave the house to get snacks at the store and here is what ensued

Me: Ahhh! Its so cold. Couldn't you have started up the car?
RJ: You are going to warm up the car while I clean off the snow.
Me: I think you could have started the car and cleaned off the snow while I waited inside where its warm.

RJ shakes his head as the car comes into view; its SERIOUSLY covered in snow

Me: Ohh make sure you clean off the top of the car because thats dangerous when it falls as I'm driving

RJ again just shaking his head

Me: What? I'm just saying
RJ: Yes Princess
Me: Its Queen
RJ: Huh?
Me: I'm almost 30, its Queen
RJ: Princess... Queen... whatever - you are spoiled; same difference

Ok. This is not even the best part; wait for it. After 10 minutes of me sitting in the car listening to the radio and RJ standing in a foot of snow removing more snow off the car, he open the door and sits in the passenger seat.

Me: Um what about that mess on the windshield.

RJ: Use your wipers and fluid, it will defrost.

Me: (After trying it) Um not so much.

RJ gets out and leans over the windshield using his gloves to clear it off even more. Then he gets back in, his feet still dangling out while he bangs off the excess snow...

Me: (smiling at him) I guess it was good that I didn't spray the windshield fluid while you had your face peering over the glass.

RJ: Haha funny princess

Me: (opening my mouth) um..

RJ: yeah yeah Queen... Princess - whatever